Folks often ask if I wrote anything negative about a place in my book. To this, I always say, “Kind of.” Porto Terra is an example — I simply said it was not good, because that’s true — and a couple places I said the food is bad but I don’t care (see Tosis). But more often I think of what I wrote about Cafe du Berry.
It’s not that I trashed the place. I even said the food was good. It’s just that my Snootiness Alarm went off, the prices seemed ridiculous, our waiter was rude, and I said at the time that only the French Toast would bring me back.
In fact, I submitted that chapter as a post on PortlandFoodandDrink.com, and as you can see here, some of the comments even got testy. And I confess I did get rather snarky. In short, my whole thing with the Cafe felt a little off, like nobody was getting along.
So I decided to go back. And I have to say, I now wonder what I was so worked up about.
Yes, it’s a little expensive. This morning, a Benedict, an order of French Toast, a side of bacon, and a coffee came to $32 before the tip. You can spend more than that, for sure, but the average price of breakfasts in the book was about $12 with tip, so $16 pre-tip is on the high end. Fine. They’re a French bistro in Southwest Portland. You’re warned.
Our waiter was fine, the food was fine (the hollandaise in particular), and this time the place came off a little more “creaky grandma’s house” than “snooty French place.” Hell, even the French toast wasn’t as good as I recall. It was good, but I didn’t want to run into the kitchen and hug whoever created it, like I did last time.
So it was another lesson for me, one that I need to keep hearing: Get over yourself, don’t be such a smart-ass, and just tell the people the simplest version of the truth. As such: Cafe du Berry is a popular, French-style bistro that’s on the high end of the local scale, serves pretty good food in a casual, old-timey feel, has a unique and tasty French toast, and otherwise isn’t really my kind of place.
Do with that as you will. And try the French toast sometime.